What does it mean to be Canadian? It means you are part of the single greatest nation in the world. Canada is the second largest in terms of land space but the largest in terms of awesomeness. We have more square feet of awesomeness than any other country in the world*. We have a relatively small population but this is due to our intensive aptitude tests.** Canadians see ourselves as the Protectors of Timbits, the Players of Hockey, and the Pounders of Poutine. Diversity is important to Canadians because we take the greatest of every country and throw them together (except the French, they just won't leave). Our personalities and values influence our identity greatly. We value the toothless enforcers, we value good coffee, and most importantly we value the letter A. We value it so much that we try to finish every sentence with the letter A. All of our values we learn at a young age from Don Cherry. As such all of our sticks must be stored on some type of frozen water. Our personalities come from our upbringing, again from Don Cherry but also from less angry sources such as SCTV. We are taught by Alex Trebek at an early age making Canadians some of the greatest minds in the world.
*According to Molson Canadian Olympic Ads
** We do apologise for Justin Bieber, we still aren't certain how he got through. But your welcome for Pamela Anderson.
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