Canadian, eh?

Being Canadian is being a member of a diverse, amazingly awesome, society. We eat poutine; poutine is an amazing Canadian invention, right up there with Velcro and green garbage bags. Being Canadian sure is great, eh? Other people seem to think we live in igloos; igloos are made of ice. Ice is what we play hockey on. Hockey is our national winter sport. Our national sport is Lacrosse. Lacrosse is played mainly in the summer. Summertime is for ice cream. Ice cream is made well by Canadians. Canadians invented Javascript and Tim Hortons coffee. Tim Hortons makes good donuts. Donuts are often done by Canadian drivers. Canada’s worst driver is a Canadian TV show. Most Canadian programs aren’t very good; There are some exceptions. Exceptional work is done by Canadian athletes. Athletic events are popular in our country. Country music is listened to by some people in our school. The old white house was schooled by us in the war of 1812. 1812 comes 198 years before 2010, the year in which Canadians are currently being awesome. Awesome is what Canadians are. Arrr is what pirates say. The Last Saskatchewan pirate is a Canadian song.